The things [your match] can’t live without: the gym sex beer money toothpaste Actual eHarmony profile, matched 01/15/11
If there were no men, then we wouldn’t get hurt…and we...– Charlotte, Sex and the City
I am a Tar Heel born and bread.– Taken from an actual Match.com Profile
My closest relationship is with my Blackberry. Thank God it vibrates!– Kara Monahan, Valentine’s Day
Me: Yea, he invited me to his place but I restrained myself Hahaha...plus I didn't shave
Dukey: :::::CLAPS LOUDLY::::: GO YOU! ;)
12/19/10, 8;16 PM, via text message
Annie: Now that was when people *KNEW* how to be in love. They knew it! Time,...– Sleepless in Seattle
So I was having fun with the text from my previous post. For some reason the Christmaaaasss just cracks me the hell up.
Strike! does it again
I’m seriously beginning to think Strike! is my lucky charm. Not only did I come home to a hysterical email from Mr. Clean, but I also received emails from Bing, Mr. Inquisitive, and a new guy: Cobra. I’m terrible at juggling multiple guys at once, but hopefully I’ll get at least a date out of one of them.
Officially a Creeper
Me: my stalking just reached a new low
Cupcake: haha how so?
Me: i wanted to see the last time Hemingway was on match without letting him know i've been online or viewed his profile so i made a dummy lol
Cupcake: oh my gosh haha
Cupcake: you're officially a creeper now
01/10/11, 9;11 PM, via IM
reblog if you'll probably still be single on...
Sadly, this will probably be true for me. :(
They flock there.
Is it sad that if a Match states he’s from Morrisville, I assume he’s Indian and already have my mouse hovering over the “No Thanks” link before his picture has even downloaded? Or is it sadder that 9/10 times I’ve made this assumption, I’ve been correct? But hey, at least I got another wink! Disclaimer: There is nothing wrong with Indian guys, I’m...