January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Profile Fail
The things [your match] can’t live without: the gym sex beer money toothpaste Actual eHarmony profile, matched 01/15/11
Jan 30th
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“If there were no men, then we wouldn’t get hurt…and we...”
– Charlotte, Sex and the City
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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“I am a Tar Heel born and bread.”
– Taken from an actual Match.com Profile
Jan 26th
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“My closest relationship is with my Blackberry. Thank God it vibrates!”
– Kara Monahan, Valentine’s Day
Jan 24th
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Restraining oneself
Me: Yea, he invited me to his place but I restrained myself Hahaha...plus I didn't shave
Dukey: :::::CLAPS LOUDLY::::: GO YOU! ;)
12/19/10, 8;16 PM, via text message
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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“Annie: Now that was when people *KNEW* how to be in love. They knew it! Time,...”
– Sleepless in Seattle
Jan 21st
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WatchWatch
So I was having fun with the text from my previous post. For some reason the Christmaaaasss just cracks me the hell up.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Strike! does it again
I’m seriously beginning to think Strike! is my lucky charm. Not only did I come home to a hysterical email from Mr. Clean, but I also received emails from Bing, Mr. Inquisitive, and a new guy: Cobra. I’m terrible at juggling multiple guys at once, but hopefully I’ll get at least a date out of one of them.
Jan 18th
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Officially a Creeper
Me: my stalking just reached a new low
Cupcake: haha how so?
Me: i wanted to see the last time Hemingway was on match without letting him know i've been online or viewed his profile so i made a dummy lol
Cupcake: oh my gosh haha
Cupcake: you're officially a creeper now
01/10/11, 9;11 PM, via IM
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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reblog if you'll probably still be single on...
Sadly, this will probably be true for me. :(
Jan 16th
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They flock there.
Is it sad that if a Match states he’s from Morrisville, I assume he’s Indian and already have my mouse hovering over the “No Thanks” link before his picture has even downloaded? Or is it sadder that 9/10 times I’ve made this assumption, I’ve been correct? But hey, at least I got another wink! Disclaimer: There is nothing wrong with Indian guys, I’m...
Jan 16th